Note, the following is an attempt to summarize 2023’s major developments in ag markets and U.S. and world politics while injecting humor. Obviously, not everything is 100% factually “correct” and we leave it to you to determine fact from (hopefully) humorous fiction.  January  2nd – Corn futures drop after a strong December rally as exports slow unexpectedly. Soybean futures, which are above $15/bushel, see pressure from strong farmer selling and a 105-bps surge in the USD. 6th – Argentina’s soybean crop ratings drop sharply to just 8 percent good/excellent. A Quinnipiac poll says the crop is rated only slightly less favorably than Joe Biden.  17th – The Rosario Grain Exchange est...