Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or possibly in Arizona where you might not have noticed), you know that the spring weather across the Midwest has been terrible - too cold, too wet, too snowy. Adding add insult to injury, it all started after the New England Patriots won the most boring Super Bowl in history. Coincidence? Probably, but annoying, nonetheless. The spring weather has monopolized market analysts’ attention in an Amazonesque manner. At the beginning, it was a welcome relief from the trade war analysis, but the cries of delayed planting and yield losses have since become as predictable as James Holzhauer winning Jeopardy! To give our readers a reprieve from more weather analysis, this article offers a technic...