There are at least a few scenarios in which one might purchase a six-pack of beer and subsequently accomplish nothing, but Anheuser-Busch is now offering one more avenue for non-productivity. In case you missed it, Michelob (owned by Anheuser-Busch InBev) aired a commercial during Sunday’s Super Bowl that promised the company would “convert six square feet of farmland to organic” every time you buy a six-pack of Michelob Ultra Pure Gold. The ad noted that “less than 1 percent of [America’s] farmland is organic” and promised the company would help farmers by “transitioning six square feet of farmland to organic” for every six-pack purchased.  That sounds nice (if you believe that organic...