The Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) movement, spearheaded by the Secretary of Health and Human Services Department includes a lot of transformational goals, and some goals that are objectively silly. For example, Coca-Cola is transitioning back to sugar for some of its soft drinks, an announcement that made HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and President Trump proud. It is celebrated as a MAHA milestone. However, replacing high fructose corn sweetener with sugar may make Coke taste better, but will it actually Make America Healthy Again? Likewise on the silly scale, Secretary Kennedy’s plan for HPAI is a non-starter. He proposed to take a hands-off approach and let the virus run its way through the poultry flock, with said flock...